My first thought was SPIDER-SHAMAN!
And then this music popped up into my head http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAsR5jgXnUM
How do you have a phobia of spiders when you see this one
KILL IT WITH FIRE. ;A;
look at it
it’s dancing and looking silly with that weird hat thing on it’s head
there is no way that can be terrifying and/or threatening