the-thought-emporium-imperial:

dirkbolero:

criminallyincompetent:

dirkbolero:

criminallyincompetent:

wadebramwilson:

criminallyincompetent:

why can’t that be a thing

Because you physically cannot drink more than 2L without violently throwing up. 
But Mmm, keg milk. Would it be worth it? 

of course it would be worth it

get me a substance that has the same taste, texture, and consistency as chocolate milk with no dairy in it whatsoever that would be completely okay for me to drink constantly

i can’t wait for a future where that drink is invented

Does Ensure have dairy? I don’t remember. I just know that I miss it. It’s been so long since I had it, and all I can drink is water and the water here sucks. I might as well be drinking from the public pool.

This post seems familiar somehow. Whatever. Ensure is awesome, almond “milk” is awful, end of story.

Oh man, when I was down in the states I couldn’t even wash my face because the chlorine in the water burned my eyes.

How do you guys even deal with that shit?

For drinking water, we either get bottled water, water jugs from water stores, or get water filters for our taps and faucets. For bathing, we learn to deal with the acne and skin conditions that come with bathing in what feels like frickin’ bleach.

Most people put up with it because it’s all they know, and they’re shown via various media outlets that we somehow have it better than everyone else. I put up with it because it’s all we can afford and I had it worse in Korea. Here, sure, the water tastes a little gritty and it may turn brown every now and then when it comes out of your tap, but…

…

I forgot where I was going with this.

get me a substance that has the same taste, texture, and consistency as chocolate milk with no dairy in it whatsoever that would be completely okay for me to drink constantly

DID EVERYBODY JUST FORGET YOO-HOO WAS A THING?!

Technically, it is a dairy drink, but it contains very little actual milk. Even says Chocolate drink on the bottle.

Yoo-Hoo has an amazing inital taste

but the shittiest aftertase ever

like seriously

fucking terrible