I should get paid for being a complete asshole towards people who deserve it more than anything Is there a job in that
pkshitstorm: not-quite-snow-white: How scary would it be if there was a mod for Amnesia that uses your mic, and your mic would constantly be on, so if the monster is looking for you and you are hiding, you have to be quiet, otherwise the monster would hear you and come in your direction because it hears you. It would be pretty close to impossible! don’t give those fuckers at frictional any...
octoafterhours: Liking talking cartoon ponies is going to seem a little odd to the layman But I don’t believe it’s exactly the same as being a fan of a real life mass murderer what
If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me...
terraterracotta: 13daysuntilforever: ask-drunkcelestia: catbutton: catbutton: ask-brownie-hooves: anon pls Watch me get none. I swear no one has a crush on me. I am curious
An Animated Family
juniorcaptain: I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado. This has led me to conclude that Phoebus is the father of Miguel. Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son but...
Have you ever just sat there and suddenly an embarrassing memory from long ago hits you like a ton of bricks and now you’re sitting there, wondering if anyone else but you remembers that Why does my mind feel the need to do that seriously
That moment where you know about something in a game than someone who is a pro at it and gets played to pay it I’m not even at the level cap Why am I not getting paid
deadmaid: sarahsprite: deadmaid: lvkesprite: what old joke are we going to bring back next NO Why did that make me laugh
peens: yoccu: fadeintocase: ...
steadymyheart: How to Correctly Make French Toast UH.
frickers: i didn’t know i was capable of making the noise i just made. It didn’t waste a SECOND to attack it
razorthecurse replied to your post: Why hasn’t anyone thought of a Homestuck fighting… Why not an App for mobile devices that lets you read homestuck..? Because that’s not as fun as a fighting game that’s why
Why hasn’t anyone thought of a Homestuck fighting game I mean c’mon It’s a pretty neat idea
wiirdo: I’m trying to set up a speaker on my Filia wig so I can eventually play sound clips of Samson trash talking. Now if only the PC version of Skullgirls would come out so I can get his voice clips already. I wish for the PC version to come out as well Online is gonna be fun
orbotooc: underooc: modulusdivision: orbotooc: Guys, I just thought of a joke headcanon for Orbot. You know that paper clip from Microsoft Office Assistant? Clippy. Yeah, that’s what Eggman used as Orbot’s programming, thus where his sass and pointing out problems comes from. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE TRYING TO DESIGN A DEATH MACHINE. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP? YES HEADCANON ACCEPTED I...
White People Can't Experience Murder
fiztheancient: rottenmeats: edgur: ejacutastic: doctor-dala: ghirahim: ungit: ‘Murder’ is the fatal result of a system of economic, political, social, and cultural institutions that oppresses marginalized racial groups. Murder is killing + power. Murder is not merely the unjustified taking of a human life. This is the modern, educated definition of murder. Don’t quote the...
fionfuntime replied to your post: Don’t you ever have that friend that makes you… I hate that, i’d rather talk about awesome stuff. like tits. and vaginas. YEAH
Don’t you ever have that friend that makes you feel like you’re having a sad pissing contest with them every time you talk to them I do not enjoy these sad pissing contests because I just like talking about things that are not sad sometimes
ookamitenshi16: hyprbomb: Yeah I just need this on my blog, right now. This won’t ever stop being a thing
octoafterhours: Rarity is such a priss I read that as piss