Dicking around with my Mono-Normal team. Miltank versus Milotic, I’m trying to set up a few Curses while he hits me with Hypnosis and Ice Beam.
“STOP MILK DRINKING PLEASE.”
“I WANT A FAIR OFFENSIVE FIGHT. NO RECOVER STALL.”
I roll my eyes but get on with it.
Then start killing things with Body Slam.
“NO USING BODY SLAM EITHER.”
“But it’s my only attack!”
“So switch Pokemon. Easy.”
“Why should I do what you want me to, anyway? You’re not my dad!”
…I kind of get into character when I’m using a character team. But Miltank goes down because I decided to not Milk Drink against Gyarados, and I send out Meloetta to clean up.
And she does. Hard.
And my Fair and Offensive Opponent ragequits.
I find it funny when people try to tell others what to do in a Pokemon Battle
If it’s so much of a problem, why not figure out how to counter it?