I only just realized that I haven’t even made 10K posts yet
I don’t post enough
Mark’s looking like Maes Hughes more and more each day
The resemblance is uncanny
which one is Mark and which one is Hughes tho
The one that’s alive.
OKAY I WON’T TAKE MY GIRLFRIEND TO OLIVE GARDEN PLEASE CALM DOWN
My fiancee took me to olive garden
Best part of Eliza’s story is this face.
every time the crayon thing is brought up i giggle so hard just because people keep bringing up a dead horse
Yeah, it’s really silly and i’m sure 99% of the people who send me those asks never checked that I deleted the post nor go to my actual blog to check out the “Crayon asks” tag, which makes their insult of calling me an idiot pretty funny
I COULD CRY LOOK AT THAT SWEET HANDSOME FACE OH NO OH NO OH GOSH
There are actual cactus dildos, so i’ll do that if you buy me one, Anon :V
I care about this URL too much to delete it, but thank you for actually checking my blog, unlike some people who don’t c_c