adriofthedead:

tramampoline:

kaimitch:

rurone:

justjasper:

siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower

“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing

cats that actually say meow

ohhh my gooood

remember when I said siamese are very talkative cats? I wasn’t lying

At some point it kinda stops sounding like meowing and more like a cat saying “Wow”

kingcheddarxvii:

Multiplayer in Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon is really distressing to me because there’s literally a Green Luigi in it. He’s even more lowly than the real Luigi so he has to be Green Luigi. And then there are his even more lowly brothers, Pink Green Luigi, Yellow Green Luigi and Bluigi, all forced to a lifetime of climbing an endless tower hunting ghosts, mumbling a meek “hello” to a brother who isn’t there. I’m going to cry

ladragonaria:

ladragonaria:

neutraljudgment:

ladragonaria:

Yo, bitch, I heard you was havin’ some man trouble, well guess the fuck what?

I’m da Man Fairy. What’s that?

You want a boyfriend? I got just the thing, gurl.

Bibbity bobbity go the fuck outside and meet one.

THIS IS THE GREATEST FUSION I’VE SEEN I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS

bonafideblue:

Dinner.. has changed… Scorned high-ranking officers that call the shots hold the keys to the pantry, and by proxy, a fortress’s hungry stomach.

…The dining room can’t wait for a hero. Acting against the patriotic will of this skull-nation’s second in command will stain me— like a saucy meatball fallen off of the plate, splattering the white slacks of the peoples’ understanding of what constitutes as righteous action…

… In this kitchen, there is no longer room for heroes… I am no longer a hero… in this kitchen.. I am…

Steak Eater.

cybercitrus:

People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.

I still don’t know how I managed to talk to someone politely while wanting to punch them in the face

terraterracotta:

auditore-da-lolo:

gavinissuperbene:

sassysharpshooter:

moriarzipan:

cerebrobullet:

rerererereset:

simonbobx:

1. Put your username in image search.
2. Select “animated” under search tools.
3. Post result.

me irl

what

yep

How is this even related to my username

legendofdoctorlouis:

illolitanati:

jaehyomo:

i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and “i feel like wearing boobs today” or “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on” and “boobs just aren’t my thing”

THAT WOULD SOLVE LIKE 6 OF MY PROBLEMS OMFG

Only 6?

Am I the only one who was thinking of Second Life when reading this?

Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones

I KEEP LOOKING AT THIS IMAGE BACKWARDS AND IT’S FUNNY TO ME EVERY TIME